Let’s face it, sometimes there’s nothing better than an ocean-related joke to make your friends and family nod, grin and groan. Especially when you are discovering the world of scuba diving for the first time. To get you going, found the best ocean jokes that are so not funny, that they actually are! Next time you’re in need of a fin-tastic pick-up line, a dad joke or a way to cheer up a diver friend, look no further than the ocean jokes below.

Shark Jokes

If you’re a shark-lover looking to add some giggles to your day, you’ve landed in the right destination! Find out a shark’s favorite writer, and even shark’s favorite sandwich filling. Laughs (not quite) guaranteed!

1. What did the shark plead in the murder case? Not gill-ty.
2. What do a shark and a computer have in common? They both have mega-bites.
3. What did one shark say to the other? “There’s some-fin special about you!”
4. Who is the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare
5. What is a shark’s favorite hobby? Anything they can sink their teeth into.
6. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
7. What do you call a shark in a bad mood? Grumpy Gills!
8. What did the mother shark say to its daughter? “Don’t use that sharkastic tone with me!
9. Why are sharks hard to trust? They tell great white lies.
10. Where would a shark go on holiday in Europe? Finland, of course.

Ocean Jokes for Divers

These jokes and puns might just make you the coolest (and most sought-after) diver around!

1. What dive sites cause the most fear in divers? Nervous wrecks.
2. Why did the manta ray want to talk to the diver? He wanted to have a manta-man conversation.
3. Why did the scuba diver cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
4. How do you know if someone is a diving instructor? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
5. What did the ocean say to the scuba diver? Nothing, it just waved.
6. Why did the scuba diver bring a mop? To clean up the sea floor!
7. What is a scuba diver’s favorite instrument? The bass.
8. Why don’t skeletons get their Deep Diver Speciality certification? They don’t have the guts!
9. What do you call a scuba diving cow? A “moo-rine” biologist!
10. Why should the scuba diver get the job over the other candidate? Because they can work under

The Best Ocean Puns

Hopefully, these won’t make you too salty.

1. Why didn’t the lobster share its food? It was too shell-fish.
2. Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
3. Did you hear about her prom-ocean?
4. What did the letter B say in the summertime? “I do love to be beside the C.”
5. My favorite ocean? Let’s just say I don’t have a Pacific favorite.
6. Buoy oh buoy, what a wonderful day!
7. Which sea bird is the most optimistic? A peli-can.
8. Sorry, can’t work today. I’m a little tide down at the moment.
9. There’s no-fin better than a beach.
10. You don’t like the sea? Well, beach to their own.

Want more?

Come down to SPE Dive School and ask us about our favorite jokes. We offer a verity of courses, certifications as well as diving trips abroad. If you are just interested in the jokes, come for a free orientation!